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Alex. 20. Leo. constant daydreamer. im just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her :] I believe in epic story telling. I am a true jane austen romantic. i let the films i enjoy define me. music is my medicine but laughter is also my remedy. the world is literally my stage. Disneyland is my second home. & I am madly in love with a boy who is not only my soul mate but best friend. we would be those kids in preschool stoked about finger paint, he is my play mate.He is my Buhbuhs, and I am his Darling. El Fin.

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4 August 09

fmylife:

Today, I went home with a guy I just met in a bar. I went to the bathroom real quick, and when I came out I was greeted by him with a 12 inch strap-on dildo on his head, and the words “I’m gonna fuck you like a unicorn.” FML

aww man, I think that is the most hilarious thing i have ever read. hahahaha.

Reblogged: fmylife

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    Today, I went home with a guy I just met in a bar. I went to the bathroom real quick, and when I came out I was greeted...
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    oh my god. I want this to happen to me. I would be excited frankly.
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    What a Kodak moment. Hilarious.
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    That’s actually totally awesome.
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    CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE
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    LMAO. This seriously made me LOL.
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